The joke corner "ha ha ha"

1. Which one can you catch with a net; HOT or COLD?

Ans: cold, because you can catch a cold!


2. which insect can burn in the air?

Ans: fireflies!



3. (Daughter looking at mum's old photo album)
Daughter: Why didn't you bring me to your wedding?
Mum: Because you weren't born, silly.
Daughter: But when I was still in your womb, you should have let me jump out of your womb, through your throat and into your nose WHERE I COULD SEE EVERYTHING FROM YOUR NOSTRILS!!!!
4. (tongue twister!)
Say this fast for five times: Dad had a dog, the dog dug. The dog dug where dad was digging.